ChocolateIsGood

When I was little:
I stole when I was really really little.
I threw a chair at my teacher in Kindergarden.
I used to beat people up.
I told my little sister lots of lies and made her cry.
I also used to beat her up.
I beat up this old man after he stole my erasers, but he was my teacher and he wouldn't give them back. I was pissed.
etc.

Now (I was a lot worse when I was little):
I ran away.
I got in trouble with those things you call "the cops."
I make fun of this girl to her face because she's a bitch and I don't like her. I'm pretty mean about it too.
etc. (I don't feel like namin' them all)

Errick

I stole jewelry for this girl in the 4th or 5th grade from Target. I remember just taking the packaging off. I thought I was so swift and smooth but yea, my mom found out, she wasn't too happy. But I had already given the girl the jewelry so I couldn't go and take it back.

I smoked for 5 or 6 years before I quit last year in May. May 5th. Comin' up on a year. Can't believe I did it. It feels so good, though, to not have loogies in my throat all the time. Hallelujah.

I have been drunk before.

I have had sex.

I have masturbated to porn.

I have looked through naughty magazines.

I stole my dad's naughty magazines.

I showed my little brother my dad's naughty magazines.

I gave my dad's naughty magazines to a kid younger than my little brother.

I lied to my dad about not knowing where his naughty magazines were and told him Darrel did it.

I blamed everything that I ever did wrong (that I could blame on him) on Darrel.

I stole my sister's jewelry and hairclips and girly stuff like that (put it all in a box) and then gave it to this girl I liked in 5th grade (not the same girl from above), and to top it all off - she threw it away. Talk about making me mad. Beeyotch. Karma's a bitch, damn, I hate that girl. lol

That's enough for now. Let's see if this gets a few laughs, although, it is all true.

Quinn

Errick, yours aren't that bad.

Well let's see, the worst worst of my sins was when I stole a car...repeatedly. First it was my parent's, then it was the neighbor's, then it was one of my grandma's neighbor's, then it was some random house we hit that I didn't even know who it belonged to. Well ok, technically I didn't steal the car, I just helped. Accessory to a crime. We only got caught once and it was pretty bad...:-x

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Lemons

i think ill bump this for myself! LoL! WoW! Ppl here are really sinners! LoL. :qtounge:

Leah_ea

oh on the topic of stealing..

I and several of my friends are banned from school book fairs cause of last year. My friends Justin, Jenny, Nora, and Aliqua went into the book fair.. we had a sub that day so she wouldn't be looking at what we were doing. Nora and me were looking at the pens and shit and she takes like 10 of them and gives me some and says to stick them in my pockets. Justin was on the other side of the room jacking books and whatever, Jenny was doing the same. I don't know what the fuck Aliqua was doing.
After school they closed the room that the book fair was in and everyone broke in. We started taking more pens.. books ect. We did that EVERDAY after school. Untill one day. Mrs. Salmon found out. I had some of the pens in my pockets and I raced into the portable and shoved all of it into my backpack. The principal came outside looking for us and before we could get out of the class she was in there. She made us all circle around her and I swear we ALL started crying.. looking back on it; it was quit funny. I remember us all in the office like trying to get up and go to the bathroom outside of the office so we could run out the door. When I got called into the room with the police of cource I blamed it on Justin.. we all planned this out before any of it happend. RIGHT when I got out of the room Kostaki was standing there.. I had finally stoped crying then boom I got all scared and shit. But I ended up just geting one day of ISS and I got to go to Micky D's cause *I didn't do anything *

Loc

oh and how can i forget about the time i would steal $1000 dollars from my uncle hey it nots my fault i was a teenager low on dough and he let shit loads of money running around. hey thats not a sin its a lesson learn! Hey i done sumthing good and holy crap Audra hahah ur my god!

FantaOrSprite

-I used to steal my dad's quarters out of his change tray to buy food.
-I called my mom a bitch a few times , and I still feel bad about that. She was being rather mean though.
-When I was little, I was sometimes mean to my brother.
-Sometimes I try to pick fights with my boyfriend , just to be pissed off.

[em0] h e a r t

I killed a man.



I got caught by the police.



I was in jail.



I thought of killing myself.



And now I'm lying.

Shyness

I told a boy that i love him and i don't.

ManSlippers

heaven forbid. im jealous. i cant possibly top the coolness level of that one nor being so proud to announce something so cool.


I'd have to say mine would all be talking bad about my parents to other people and then only giving them half hell to their faces.