...and one a friend of mine did VERY well and funny I might add
for those who I haven't shown it to yet. here's where it is and what it says. Feel free to email him to, he still gets email about this website.
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip...764/legal.html
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He got all that from real sources too.
Clever though. 
