Erm.. when I was in like... I dunno, 4th grade maybe, this older girl (grade 6 probably) was being real mean to me. So when I got home, I just dialed a bunch of numbers and I got an answering machine and I started cussing out the machine and yellingat it and saying "Bitch" and stuff. "Bad words" when you're in 4th grade. But anyways,

, I was the last person to call that house and the lady that lived there hit *69 (gets the number of the last person that called) and dialed the number adn played the frigging message for my mom. And my mom was like "My kids would never do something like that!" And then she was like "Oh crud. i'm sorry, I'll make sure this is taken care of porperly" or soemthing.
So she all confronts me and I'm like "Er.. no. I didn't call anybody." So she finally got me to confess, and I got grounded for 6 months. No TV, no playing with friends. Get up, go to school, come home, get into my room, eat dinner, go back to my room, stay there for the night and start the routine over the next day.
The grounding only lasted 3 months though. I got off on good behaviour.
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Another thing I did, which wasn't nearly as bad, was I was playing with my friends and we had water guns. Like them big ass super-soakers, right? And we saw this car comin down the street with it's windows down, so we opened fire on it. We got the lady inside soaked! She slammed on her breaks and we bolted into the backyard into the shed and hid. The lady told my dad and I got a nice whoopin' after my friends went home.