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Subject: WINDOWS 2000 GEORGIA VERSION
Dear Consumers:
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the
WINDOWS 2000 GEORGIA EDITION may have accidentally
been shipped outside of the state of GEORGIA.
If you have one of these, you may need some help
understanding the commands.
The GEORGIA EDITION may be recognized by the unique
opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2000, with a background
picture of Robert E. Lee superimposed on the Confederate Battle Flag.
Please also note:
The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"
Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"
Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up
CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN GEORGIA EDITION:
Cancel..............stopdat
Reset...............try'er agin
Yes.................yep
No..................nope
Find................hunt fer it
Go to...............over yonder
Back................back yonder
Help................hep me out here
Stop................kwitit
Start...............crank'er up
Programs............stuff hat duz stuff
Documents...........stuff ah done did
Also, note that the GEORGIA EDITION does not recognize
capital letters or punctuation marks.
Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 2000:
Tiperiter...................a word processing program
Colerin' book...............a graphics program
Cyferin' mersheen...........calculator
Outhouse paper..............notepad
Inner-net...................Microsoft Explorer 5.0
Pitchers....................a graphics viewer
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the GEORGIA EDITION.
You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.
I hope this helps all ya'll !
Billy Bob Gates | 
