Who Wants To Go To Wal*Mart? - Eternal Allegiance

ManSlippers · 06-15-2002, 10:29 PM

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/shopping partner/significant other is taking his/her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.

And last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly 'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'.

Beautiful Mistake · 06-15-2002, 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by Daniel
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/shopping partner/significant other is taking his/her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

LMAO I DO THIS SHIT A LOT!!!! It's so fun.

ManSlippers · 06-15-2002, 10:33 PM

Thank god. I thought I was the only one!

PinkLady · 06-15-2002, 10:34 PM

*copies and saves list* Although I am a Target shopper myself, this list is the shit and I will number by number burn it into my memory.

Beautiful Mistake · 06-15-2002, 10:35 PM

LOL did you make up those lists yourself?! WALMART is fun world for me!

I usually give them to old people. hehe.

ManSlippers · 06-15-2002, 10:38 PM

LOL. I hate people who are like "you're cheap, you shop at wal*mart".

I'm like "dude, you KNOW you shop at wal*mart too, and don't deny it!"

No my sister e-mailed it to me

It's sad when you didn't make them up, btu mroe than half apply to you...

mcklein · 06-15-2002, 10:40 PM

Last time i went in..they ask may i help you sir??? and i told them "no i just came here cause you got a mcdonald's inside"

Beautiful Mistake · 06-15-2002, 10:41 PM

Well actually... I do CRAZIER things than that. But I'm not going to mention them. Heh..

I buy lip gloss in Wal-Mart. woohoo! *feels special*

ManSlippers · 06-15-2002, 10:41 PM

LMFAO! I love that. Mmm...McDonalds. *back to topic*

My friend Nikki and I used to get drunk then go into Wal*mart at like 3am and play with the toys till we got kicked out.

ManSlippers · 06-15-2002, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by RoCkMeTiGhT

I buy lip gloss in Wal-Mart. woohoo! *feels special*

Um...what for...exactly...if I even wanna know...?