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Originally posted by Daniel
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/shopping partner/significant other is taking his/her sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the depressants are.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
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Now i want to go to wal-mart!!!
lol the first one is great!
Time to FWD this off into cyberspace!
I work at Wal*Mart and I get some crazys in there
