Originally posted by RoCkMeTiGhT OMFG You have no idea how much that gay Puerto Rican Buddhist turns me on! (no offense to any gays, Puerto Ricans, or Buddhists)
I'm sorry but I don't find Enrique's big fat mole very sexy.
Ricky Martin, shake your bon bon for me. I will cuff you in my room and you can dance for me till you're livin la vida loca.
Just a note... If people wanted to hear you sing, they would have bought your album. I only want wanna see you dance. *drools*