I thought this would be an interesting topic...
What laws have you broken?
I've probably broken a bunch of driving laws - including "failure to yield the right of way. I pulled out in front of an oncoming Jeep accidently and totaled both cars.

I've broken a ton of sex laws. In Virginia it's illegal to do anything but missionary style. OOPS! Also, in Virginia, you can't do it with the lights on. OOPS!...I did it again! ALSO, I'm underage and I've done stuff with an older guy (19).

I've probably broken more, but I can't think of any now...