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Old 09-23-2003, 02:07 PM   #1
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Tell some stupid jokes lol, i have 2

The kid goes to his mom "mommy, mommy!...in school, i was called a Backstreetboy" and his mom said "who told you that son?", the kid goes "Everybody...yeah..."

The kid goes "mommy, mommy!...is grandma a mechanic" and his mom said "no why?"...he said "cuz she's been under that bus for half an hour"
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Old 09-23-2003, 03:13 PM   #2
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Dem sum gr8 jokes boy : D

Here is mine; A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey you're not allowed in here!" and the mushroom replies, "Aww but i'm a fun guy (fungi)" : P

LOLOLoLoLoL!!!!!11111½½
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Old 09-23-2003, 03:33 PM   #3
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LMFAO at Ghost. That was just great. Oh my goodness. No, I'm kidding.

A woman walks into a bar with a turkey under her arm...*yawn*
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Old 09-23-2003, 06:41 PM   #4
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A woman walks into a bar with a turkey under her arm...*yawn*
umm..i dont get it
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Old 09-24-2003, 06:27 AM   #5
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2 tomatos walks over the road
one of them gets hitted by a car than the other one says COME ON KETCHUP :P
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Old 09-24-2003, 07:37 AM   #6
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one of them gets hitted by a car than the other one says COME ON KETCHUP :P
i can dig it. can you?

a blonde girl walks into a bar......................................
.................OW!!!!!

i can really relate to this one because i've done it
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Old 09-24-2003, 10:28 AM   #7
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i can dig it. can you?

a blonde girl walks into a bar......................................
.................OW!!!!!

i can really relate to this one because i've done it
he he lmao ive always lobed that joke
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Old 09-24-2003, 10:53 AM   #8
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A dumb kid sits on the floor.
Suddenly he falls off.
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Old 09-24-2003, 05:22 PM   #9
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A kindergarten teacher is having show and tell with something important from home, and she tells Johnny to come up and show what he has. He draws a dot on the chalkboard. the teacher asks, "What's that Johnny" and says "A period" and she says "Why is that important" and Johnny says "Because my sister didn't have hers, so my mom is crying and my dad's trying to shoot the next door neighbor"
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Old 09-24-2003, 06:03 PM   #10
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^^ LOL!!
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