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09-24-2003, 07:12 PM
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#11 | | SAN JOSE STATE!!!!!
Join Date: May 2003 Location: San Jose, CA
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OMG MIKE!!! ahahaha I <3 you. | 
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09-24-2003, 10:13 PM
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#12 | | June 27th
Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Right Behind You.
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Okay, this next one has to be THE STUPIDEST joke EVER. One of my "friends" seemed to think it was the funniest joke in the fuckin world, and when he told it to me and my best friend, we both sat there and stared at him for minutes after the joke waiting for the funny part. Anyways, if I screw it up, I'm sorry, but it can only make the joke better:
There were these three guys that shared a cab on the way home to save money. Two of them were gay. On the way home they decide to have a farting contest. So the first guy goes and lets out this nice little fluffy one. The second guy admits "That was a good one, but I can do better". So the second guy lets out a nice squeaker. The first guy admits defeat, and tries to outdo him. So he goes again and lets out a fluffy squeak. What a stinker. They go back and forth exchanging farts for a while before realizing that the straight guy hasn't gone yet. So they let him go, and he just lets out this big ripper of a fart, seriously, it would litterally blow your socks off. And the two gay guys look at each other and simultatneously yell "He's a virgin, GET HIM!"
How funny was(n't) that? | |
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09-25-2003, 12:29 AM
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#13 | | World Champion
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 17,861
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i didnt get it  | |
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09-25-2003, 02:40 AM
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#14 | | Somebody's Shadow
Join Date: Mar 2002
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LOL swany, i got it, it's kinda funny | |
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09-26-2003, 07:55 PM
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#15 | | John 6:44-47 (NIV)
Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: i rep the 'pep' in va
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Okay this one is a knee slapper
Good thing people don't poop out jokes (object in question), 'cause they'd be pretty crappy. *slaps knee*
Say that line if ever you're talking about objects that are loved by many, ex. songs and jokes. | |
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09-27-2003, 12:19 PM
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#16 | | Thread Champion
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: my house
Posts: 640
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Quote: Originally posted by Ghost
Dem sum gr8 jokes boy : D
Here is mine; A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey you're not allowed in here!" and the mushroom replies, "Aww but i'm a fun guy (fungi)" : P
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Haha, i like that one  it reminds me of Full House when Michelle always goes "but im a fun girl!" | |
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09-27-2003, 02:55 PM
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#17 | | Reign Of Fire
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Niagara
Posts: 1,669
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Quote: Originally posted by Supergurl
Haha, i like that one it reminds me of Full House when Michelle always goes "but im a fun girl!" | lol, very true.
My favorite is when they would eat ouse cream.
Did you know that she will be legal age in less than 400 days : D
jj : P
Here is another one;
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad i didn't say banana? | |
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09-27-2003, 03:09 PM
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#18 | | Somebody's Shadow
Join Date: Mar 2002
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this guy comes to a Mcdonalds and enters the store in a bathing suit, with out a shirt and all, and the ppl stared at him, and an employee says to him "why did u come dressed like that?"...and the guy goes "well...i saw on the door a sign that says pull | |
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09-28-2003, 05:55 PM
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#19 | | Kate Moss the Waif
Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Florida
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A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings!
She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her. By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her hand?" The fireman says, "No!" The guy then says, "Well if you see her, screw her. It's paid for." | |
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09-28-2003, 08:46 PM
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#20 | | Smooth Criminal
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ON HIATUS
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Quote: Originally posted by BMB
A dumb kid sits on the floor.
Suddenly he falls off. | That's the one that cracked me up in this thread. I have to add that to the jokes that I tell.
Here's two variations on a theme:
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
Or
A guy walks into a bar. You would think the second guy would have seen it. | |
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