Some Computer Humor.. | | Murphy's Laws of Computing
* When computing, whatever happens, behave as though
you meant it to happen.
* When you get to the point where you really understand
your computer, it's probably obsolete.
* The first place to look for information is in the
section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
* When the going gets tough, upgrade.
* For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
* To err is human . . . To blame your computer for
your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.
* If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.
* A complex system that does not work is invariably found
to have evolved from a simpler system that worked perfectly.
* The number one cause of computer problems? Computer
solutions offered by family members. |