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Old 11-01-2002, 09:08 PM   #1
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Murphy's Laws of Computing

* When computing, whatever happens, behave as though
you meant it to happen.

* When you get to the point where you really understand
your computer, it's probably obsolete.

* The first place to look for information is in the
section of the manual where you least expect to find it.

* When the going gets tough, upgrade.

* For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

* To err is human . . . To blame your computer for
your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.

* If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.

* A complex system that does not work is invariably found
to have evolved from a simpler system that worked perfectly.

* The number one cause of computer problems? Computer
solutions offered by family members.
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Old 11-01-2002, 09:13 PM   #2
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* If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.

dam right ya do ....or i always do lol *blush*
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Old 11-01-2002, 10:33 PM   #3
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* A complex system that does not work is invariably found
to have evolved from a simpler system that worked perfectly.
YES That is SO true

Windows vs. DOS
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Old 11-02-2002, 01:27 AM   #4
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those are great...I love that one

* If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.
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Old 11-02-2002, 09:00 AM   #5
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lol cool thanks for sharing
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Old 11-02-2002, 09:05 AM   #6
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LOL

Those are great, and sooo true!
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* The number one cause of computer problems? Computer
solutions offered by family members.


You have no idea how true that one is.
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Old 11-02-2002, 10:22 AM   #8
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hahahaha they were very funny!

Quote:
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* To err is human . . . To blame your computer for
your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.
Oh so true!!!
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Old 11-02-2002, 10:46 AM   #9
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* The number one cause of computer problems? Computer
solutions offered by family members.


You have no idea how true that one is.
I'd say it's most often due to the person sitting in front of the
computer and using it .
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