Errick

SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply drink a cup of boiling water and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the misses about lifting the toilet seat by simply peeing in the sink.

4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit! your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.

Sometimes we just need to remember what the rules of life really are...

You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right."

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you woke up breathing, Congratulations! You have another chance!

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Leonida

Number 5 haha imagine if people actually did that... hey thats even an excuse to miss work all together instead pf being late

YesJess

HAHA I love #6.

soulfire

LMFAOOOOOOO<3 the duct tape and wd40 thing is a mexican thing. mexicans lovvvvvvvvve duct tape<3

Wdnesday

I have a huge roll in my closet and I'm not mexican.

Errick

BTW, credit goes to Karen for sending me this. Thanks, K-dawg!

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soulfire

*is mexican* we depend on it. omg. like when the remote back is lost. we dont buy a new universal remote we duct tape that bitch. we duct tape foil on our windows. we duct tape EVERYTHING. a mexican can never go wrong with duct tape.

Wdnesday

That's a new one.

Chris, I know you are mexican, you dork.

Quinn

Duct taping the back of the remote! I do that. But I am Mexican of course.

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Kristen Bell



the meaning of life will come in a dream,
this is why we must never go to sleep

Errick

Umm...we must have some Mexican in us, because my very-Caucasian family does the same. Actually, sometimes we use electrical tape, but then again, it's really ANY tape we can find in order to keep the back on the remote.

And we tape our windows, in the winter, to keep the cold out. We've only recently started doing this as my mom becomes more adventurous with her skills.

WD-40 and Duct Tape. Two wonderful inventions.

BTW, Becky drew Duct Tape Man before...I think I still may have it on my computer. I'd like to post it, but I can't upload it anywhere...hmm...any ideas?

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