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Old 11-28-2003, 12:26 PM   #1
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There was one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink. The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully he placed one half in front of his wife.

Then he carefully counted out the french fries, divided them in two piles, and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink; his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.

As the man began to eat his few bites of hamburger the crowd watching began to get restless. Again you could tell what they were thinking. "That poor old couple. All they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his french fries one young man stood and came over to the old couple's table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple to eat. The old man replied that they were just fine.They were used to sharing everything.

Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy them something to eat. This time the lady explained that no, they were used to sharing everything together.

As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer.

Again he came over to their table and offered to buy them some food.

After being politely refused again he finally asked a question of the little old lady.

"What is it that you are waiting for?" She answered...



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Old 11-28-2003, 12:35 PM   #2
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hahaha quite like that one, very good
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Old 11-29-2003, 05:50 AM   #3
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That was funny, Thanks for posting it!
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