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Enjoy!
>PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>8:15
> >> > > > >>Wake up to hugs and kisses.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>8:30
> >> > > > >>Weigh 5lbs. lighter than yesterday
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>8:45
> >> > > > >>Breakfast in bed, squeezed
> >> > > > >>orange juice and croissants
> >> > > > >>9:15
> >> > > > >>Soothing hot bath with
> >> > > > >>fragrant lilac bath oil
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>10:00
> >> > > > >>Light workout at club with
> >> > > > >>handsome, funny personal trainer.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>10:30
> >> > > > >>Facial , manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>12:00
> >> > > > >>Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>12:45
> >> > > > >>Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>1:00
> >> > > > >>Shopping with friends.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>3:00
> >> > > > >>Nap.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>4:00
> >> > > > >>A dozen roses delivered by florist.
> >> > > > >>Card is from a secret admirer.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>4:15
> >> > > > >>Light workout at club followed
> >> > > > >>by a gentle massage.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>5:30
> >> > > > >>Pick outfit for dinner.
> >> > > > >>Primp before mirror.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>7:30
> >> > > > >>Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>10:00
> >> > > > >>Hot shower. Alone.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>10:30
> >> > > > >>Make love.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>11:00
> >> > > > >>Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>11:15
> >> > > > >>Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>6:00
> >> > > > >>Alarm.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>6:15
> >> > > > >>Blowjob.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>6:30
> >> > > > >>Massive dump while
> >> > > > >>reading the sports section.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>7:00
> >> > > > >>Breakfast. Filet Mignon,
> >> > > > >>eggs, toast and tea.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>7:30
> >> > > > >>Limo arrives.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>7:45
> >> > > > >>Bloody Mary en route to airport
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>8:15
> >> > > > >>Private jet to Augusta Georgia.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>9:30
> >> > > > >>Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>9:45
> >> > > > >>Play front nine at Augusta,
> >> > > > >>finish 2 under par.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>11:30 Blowjob
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>11:45
> >> > > > >>Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on
> >> > > > >>the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>12:15
> >> > > > >>Blowjob.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>12:30
> >> > > > >>Play back nine at Augusta,
> >> > > > >>finish 4 under par.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>2:15
> >> > > > >>Limo back to airport.
> >> > > > >>Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>2:20
> >> > > > >>Blowjob
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>2:30
> >> > > > >>Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas.
> >> > > > >>Nap.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>3:15
> >> > > > >>Late afternoon fishing
> >> > > > >>excursion with topless female crew.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>4:15
> >> > > > >>Blowjob
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>4:30
> >> > > > >>Catch world record light
> >> > > > >>tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>5:00
> >> > > > >>Jet back home. En route,
> >> > > > >>get massage from naked supermodel.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>7:00
> >> > > > >>Watch Sportscenter.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>7:30
> >> > > > >>Dinner. Lobster appetizers,
> >> > > > >>1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>9:00
> >> > > > >>Relax after dinner with 1789
> >> > > > >>Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>10:00
> >> > > > >>Have sex with two
> >> > > > >>18 year old nymphomaniacs.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>11:00
> >> > > > >>Massage and Jacuzzi.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>11:45 Go to bed.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>11:46
> >> > > > >>One last blowjob
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>11:59
> >> > > > >>Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.
> >> > > > >>Watch the dog leave the room.
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >>12:00
> >> > > > >>Laugh yourself to sleep.
Rotflmao 
