cancrojc

Let me explain... the main language in my country is spanish (Venezuela) but since i was in kinder garden i had english classes so i know the basics... my cousins never had english classes till now (he is starting the university) and now when we chat he says some things in english and he understand what i say... but i dont want him to understand so now i want to learn how to talk in english like some people does...

Ex: See ya

I mean, the way some people talks that is not the right way but has the same meaning.

Im not sure if thats gettho.

Thanks

Søren

Are you looking for mutilated English?

I'm sure quite a few around here can help you with that.

Echidna

hehehe, where I come almost everything I say is a distortion of the actuial english language, lol.

cancrojc

Yes... thats what im looking for

But (at least in my case) this wont affect my english studies its just for fun and to prank my cousin... In my english classes i cant even use contractions like this: im

I know how to write with numbers but now i want to learn that way to talk... like some rappers talk, i think thats so funny the way they talk (if you are not from the USA and youi learn english by the real rules you find that funny).

Søren

Not a given.

Britney over the TOP

well... really just listen to the rappers - seeing MTV has really "helped" me if you get what I mean - it's not really that hard, so if you wanna lean then watch MTV... they use that a lot there... but like what do you want to learn?? Like specific sentenses... say something and maybe I can help you!

MMB

Zèg bollet es aof joenge, alse kik ne lul wille zien, ton goan kik wèl noa't wc zenne

soulfire

its not called mutilated english, its called ebonics. (yes i know you know soren) nothing wrong with a little ebonics. i think its crafty. i mean who else can think of 'here' being 'hurr'. i love ebonics. anyway. so cancrojc. say 'whats crackin' for like 'whats up' use 'ho' instead of 'girl'. example: 'did u see that ho ova thurr?' also... when u meet a word that has 'er' in it. like 'serious' or 'there' u can take out the er and put 'urr' like 'HO ARE U SURRIOUS?' *curtsys*

Søren

Same difference.

Still is a mutilation of the English language, no matter what it's called.

PapRoach123

Add to that, the people who think they're being "kool" speaking Ebonics and all, don't even do it the right way.

Most just type like that cause they're "LAZAY" or whatever: "kthxbye" "l8er" "t4p"

And then we have the children "<3" of course. "omgwtflololz" and such.

I wonder how those people write when using pencil and paper... ;__;