ZackMack

Apparently, Paris Hilton was simply minding her business at the local Stop N' Shop, loading up her shopping cart chock full of cranberry juice (because not even hotel heiresses are immune to urinary tract infections) when suddenly, some old bag evidently got in Hilton's way. So naturally, the notoriously polite blond toothpick did what any rational human being would do and rammed the flabbergasted grandmother with her cart while screaming loudly enough to attract the attention of the supermarket manager.

When said manager immediately sided with Hilton's octogenarian adversary, Hilton reportedly "abandoned battle-cart and groceries&mdashand stormed out," presumably in search of a grocery establishment more tolerant of violence, agism and shopping cart on shopping cart crime.

And while the whole story reads like some sort of bizarre fairy tale, we confess we're most perplexed by Paris' willingness to shop amongst the plebeians.** Ah, dimwitted, lazy-eyed heiresses. It turns out they really are just like Us!

GeneralForce

These people knows eyes are always on them and yet they still act like they that. That's what's amazing to me. A lot of them can at least act normal while in public, only to berate people behind closed doors.