I do hate JLO, but I like Aint That Funny w/o Ja Rule, the beat is tight. If I ever had the chance to talk to her I'd curse her out for never ever singing live...but that's another story...
That's great!!! And by the way, you say she doens't have a big ass, but even if she did, what is the big deal - normal people have big asses, it would just show that even though your ass is big you can still be sexy!