Let me tell you a little story. One day, I found myself walking through this endless desert, and I had just finished my last can of Coca-Cola. Then while I was travelling I came across a stand that was giving out free Pepsi, with unlimited amounts. And my camel needed a little bathroom break, so I stopped, and I stood there for a minute. Now, knowing how Desperately thirsty I was and how hot it was outside, I had to have some form of liquid. So, I pushed all my hate for Pepsi aside, closed my eyes and took a deep breath, opened my mouth and enjoyed a big gulp of some of the most refreshing liquid I'd had since that last can of coke. I then wiped the camel piss that spilled out of my mouth and continued on with my journey. The moral of the story is: PEPSI SUCKS, COCA-COLA ROCKS, and I would rather drink camel piss, than pepsi. BTW, this story never really happened, I've never actually drank camel piss, but it helps display how much hate I have for pepsi. |