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Old 11-11-2003, 03:42 PM   #1
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THE NEXT "SURVIVOR" SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.

Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.

There is no access to fast food.

Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and ...there is NO REMOTE

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.

They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

The last man wins only if...he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years ... eventually earning the right to be called "Mother."
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Old 11-14-2003, 07:07 AM   #2
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LMFAO! That can't be good for those pour chil'en. *DAH, Toya's gettin to me!*
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Haha, I can just imagine the millions of men signing up for this show...
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