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Scientific Discovery Un-Covered!
Written by Thelma Verman of the CrazyBunch Times

A secret organization has made a somewhat disturbing, yet expected discovery. We tried to get in contact with the captain of the research team, but he/she/it was unable to comment claiming that a contract signed by all members or the organization forbids contact with media personel.

We decided to send in the troop(s).

A secret under-cover mission was launched to further investigate this "organization". Our employee was wired and ready to go. We sent him/her/it into action.

After a few short days of working with in the organization, Unknown Anonymous* recorded his/her/it's first doncumentation of events.

With a specially designed camera implanted in his/her/it's safety glasses, Unknown Anonymous began his/her/it's daily routine.

[Below is an altered picture of the under-cover employee]


With five weeks of work behind him/her/it, Unknown returned home to us safe and sound. The secret locked in his/her/it's mind to share with the world.

Here is a world exclusive folks. No one has read or heard this information yet. The secret-organization's world altering discovery is:

Dogs do not enjoy onions!

There you have it folks. You read it first here