Men are like.... (joke) - Eternal Allegiance

MoonBerry · 06-07-2005, 06:20 AM

1. Men are like ........Laxatives...... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ......Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ...Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ......Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ...Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

lol, just got this in my email

Crofnady · 06-07-2005, 08:22 AM

LMAO! i used this at http://forum.souliejolie.com an Angelina Jolie forum Im part of, and so far its going down very well! LOL!

Birgerhar · 06-07-2005, 08:27 AM

bah.

ForeverInLoveWithJus · 06-07-2005, 09:45 AM

lol, good joke. Thanks for sharing!

Stanley · 06-07-2005, 02:32 PM

hahaha. That was amusing, and suprisingly true.

PapRoach123 · 06-07-2005, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by WatchMe
9. Men are like ......Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

I know a girl who is like that... For real, it's as irritating as laxatives.

Nanny · 06-09-2005, 09:39 PM

I think #7 applies to the women moreso than men.

CrAZyBeAuTiFuL4 · 06-09-2005, 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by Swany
I think #7 applies to the women moreso than men.

I agree.

I got this as a bulletin a few days ago on MySpace and thought it was cute...

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Why Girls Become Lesbians...

If you dress nicely, he says you're a snob. If you dress sexy, he says you're a slut. If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn. If you're quiet, he says you're stupid. If you call him, he says you're needy & clingy. If he calls you, he says you should be grateful. If you don't love him, he'll try to win you. If you love him, he'll leave you. If you don't fuck him, he'll say you don't love him. If you do, he'll say you're easy. If you tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating. If you don't, he'll say you don't trusts him. if you lecture him, he'll say you're bitchy. If he lectures you, it's because he "cares". If you break a promise, you can't be trusted. If he breaks it, he had to. if you cheat, he'll expect it to be over. If he cheats, he expects to be given another chance either way ..

Nanny · 06-09-2005, 09:43 PM

LMFAO... alot of those are true.

Birgerhar · 06-09-2005, 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by CrAZyBeAuTiFuL4

Why Girls Become Lesbians...

If you dress nicely, he says you're a snob. If you dress sexy, he says you're a slut. If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn. If you're quiet, he says you're stupid. If you call him, he says you're needy & clingy. If he calls you, he says you should be grateful. If you don't love him, he'll try to win you. If you love him, he'll leave you. If you don't fuck him, he'll say you don't love him. If you do, he'll say you're easy. If you tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating. If you don't, he'll say you don't trusts him. if you lecture him, he'll say you're bitchy. If he lectures you, it's because he "cares". If you break a promise, you can't be trusted. If he breaks it, he had to. if you cheat, he'll expect it to be over. If he cheats, he expects to be given another chance either way ..

But what would life be without it's stupid, little, extremely annoying paradoxes?