George W. Bush is to hold a speech about the war in a school. After his speech he asks if there's any questions. A little boy raises his hand, and Bush asks him what his name is. "Billy," the boy answers... "and what is your question, Billy?" Bush asks. "Actually, I have three questions," Billy says. "Firstly, why did the US invade Iraq without support from the UN? Secondly, why are you president when Al Gore received the majority of the votes, and thirdly, what really happened with Osama Bin Laden?"
Right then the bell rings for recess. When they come back from recess, Bush asks: "Anyone else got a question?" Another boy raises his hand. Bush asks him what his name is, and the boy answers, "Steve." "And what is your question?" Bush asks. Steve answers: "I have five questions. Firstly, why did the US invade Iraq without support from the UN? Secondly, why are you president when Al Gore received the majority of the votes, and thirdly, what really happened with Osama Bin Laden? Fourthy, why did the bell ring 20 minutes before normally and fifthly, what happened to Billy?"
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Get what I'm saying?
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