*Hobbles in*
As a messenger of the great Flibble himself I have been sent here to try and entice you into posting in the TV & Movies Forum!
As a great and powerful being the Flibble offers you eternal youth, unlimited access to the shrine of the Flibble and a free copy of Flibble's new autobiography! (normally only avalaible to followers of the Flibble)
BUT! in addition to all this he offers you a 6" high gold coated action figure of Flibble! (Also know as Flibblex4!) This rare and unique toy comes free with a handy little booklet that tells you all the fancy moves that the Flibblex4 can do, and a free Flibble blaster!
The Flibble awaits your reply. *bows*
*Hobbles off*
(I would like to apologise in advance for this post making no sense!

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