1) Name: Mother Fuker.
2) Birthday: June 60, 1641
3) Zodiac: Pearly Bob.
4) Nationality: American.
5) What time is it: 6:51 PM.
6) Are you sensitive: Yes.
7.) Person who last called you: Pearly Bob.
8.) Slept in your bed: The ghost of Christmas past.
9.) Saw you cry: My teacher, sadly.
10.) Made you cry: My teacher, sadly.
11.) You share a drink with: Nobody.
12.) You went to the movies with: Pearly Bob.
13) You went to the mall with: What do you think, Sherlock?
14.) Yelled at you: Myself.
15.) Sent you an email: Yahoo.
16.) Have you ever taken a picture of yourself with a milk mustache and sent it to the milk people: Um, no.
17.) Said I love you and meant it? Um, never.
18.) Gotten into a fight with your Dog/Cat ect?: Yes, many times.
19.) Been to New York?: No.
20.) Been to Florida?: No.
21.) California? I live there.
23.) Mexico? No.
24.) China? Why would I want to? To see the great walls of China?
25.) Canada? No.
26.) Danced Naked: Yes, with Cher.
27.) Had a dream about something really crazy, then it happens the next day? Um, no.
28.) Stalked someone?: Yes, yes I have.
29.) Had a mud bath? Sorta. I was 4 years old.
30.) Wished you were the opposite sex?: Yes.
31.) What time is it now?: 6:55
32.) Apples or bananas?: Apples.
33.) Blue or red?: Blue.
34.) Backstreet boys or nsync? Can I pick none?
35) Walmart or target? Walmart.
36) summer or winter?: Summer.
37.) Santa or Rudolph?: Santa, what do you think, Sherlock?
38.) What are you gonna do after you finish this?: Slap my head asking why did I take this test.
39.) What was the last meal you ate?: Poop.
40.) High school or college?: I'm retired.
41.) Are you bored? Yes, yes I am.
42.) How many of your buddies are online?: 3.
43.) Last movie you saw?: Scary Movie 2. Very entertaining.
44.) Last noise you heard?: Cher just farted.
45.) Last smell you sniffed? I don't know, it's up my nose.
46. Last thing you wrote down on paper? Fuck you.
47. Last thing you broke? Pearly Bob's dildo.
48. Last time you went to the toilet? You don't wanna know.
49. Last time you cooked? Um, 2 years ago.
50. Last amount of money spent? what you buy? $20.00. I was buying a VANS wallet.
51.) Last time you went out of state? Almost a year ago.
52.) Things you like in a Girl/Guy: You don't wanna know.
53.) Do you have a crush on someone?: Yes.
54.) Do they know?: Of course. They knew from day 1.
55.) Staright/Gay or Bi?Bi-Curious, or straight. Don't know.
56.) Best freinds? at Home: Um, I don't know.
57. ) Do you have a bf/gf?: No. Not i'm planning to in a while.
58.) worst thing about being a boy/girl? Having to not burp in front of people. Also, yelling.
59.) fave borad game? What's a borad? J/K. Shizzle Fanizzle.
60. ) Fave day of the week? Saturday, sherlock.
61. ) Fave month? July.
62.) Believe in aliens? Yes. I saw one myself, or maybe that was my friend.
63.) Believe in ghosts? Yes.
64.) What do you think about Ouija Boards?: Why don't they bite my ass?
65.) What book are you reading now
Why would I be reading a book?
Extra stuff about you............
66.) Nicknames: Bitch, Cunt, Poser, and my favorite, Weird.
67.) Hair Color: Highlited red/Black.
68.) Height: 5'4.
69.) Pets: 2 Loch- Ness monsters.
70.) Siblings: 1 half grand-brother.
71.) Been so drunk you blacked out: Um, yeah.
72.) Taken any illegal substances: I act like it, but no.
73.) Gone out in public in your pajamas?: HELL YEAH!! (Pajama Party)
74.) Missed school b/c it rained: No, sadly.
77) wanted to hook up with a friend? Yes.
78) cried during a movie? No. I got balls of steel. I know not to cry.
79.) Had a crush on a teacher: Yes. He made me excited every time he gave me help on algebra. The good ol' years..
80.) Ever thought an animated character was hot?: HELL YEAH!
81.) Ever at anytime owned new kids on the block stuff: Um,no.
82.) Planned your week based on the TV Guide: No.
83.) Prank called someone: Yes, millions of times. It's entertaining.
84.) Been on stage: Yes. *winks*
85.) Shampoo: Pearly Bob shampoo
86.) Soap: Curly Bob soap.
87.) Colors: Black, White, and other stuff.
E.) Some of your favorites.............?
88.) Day or Night: Night.
9O.) Spring or fall?: Spring.
90.) Lace or silk?: Silk.
91.) Fave Cartoon Charcter: Dora The Explorer. (It's my spanish class)
F) In The last 2 weeks have you..........?
92.) Cried: HELL YEAH!!
93.) Cut your hair: NO.
94.) Worn a skirt: Are you kidding?
96.) Been sarcastic: No shit, sherlock.
97.) Talked to someone you have a crush on: HELL YEAH!!
98.) Hugged someone: Yes, sadly.
99.) Fought with your parents: No shit, sherlock.
100.) Wished upon a star: Um, why would I do that?
101.) Laughed until you cried: Yes, yes I have.
G)Do u believe in........?
110.) God/Devil?: DER.
111.) Love: DER.
112.) The Closet Monster: Yes, he's my friend....What are you talking about.
113.) The Big Bang Theory: Yes.
114.) Heaven/Hell: Of course. I've been to both places.
115.) Superstitions: No shit, sherlock.
H.) Last of all some other stuff about you.....?
116.) What is your full name?: Gaylord Mother Fuker.
117.) Who named you? Really dumb people. I think stupidity just repeated itself at that time. Maybe my mom should've thinked before she used her pea-sized brain.......Ok, that didn't make sense.
118.) When was the last time you showered?: You don't wanna know.
119.) What coloUr pants do you have on right now? Jeans...............Which is blue for you ass-biters.
120.) What song are u listening to right now? : nothing.
121.) What was the last thing that you said online?
Fuck you.
122.) What is right next to you?: Pearly Bob.
123.) What is your computer desk made of?: I don't have one. If I did, it'd be full of shit, and stuff you would'nt eant to know.
124.) What are the last 4 digits in your phone number?: FUCK, which is.......3825...For again, you dumb ass biters.
125.) Where do you want to go on your honeymoon? To hell.
126.) How's the weather right now?: Cold.
127.) What did you do last night?: You don't want to know.
128.) How are you today?: Bad, as your breath.
129.) How do you eat an Oreo?: I put in my mouth, chew, and swallow it, sherlock.
130.) Who makes you happy?: My teacher, and my vibrator.
131.) Who makes you mad?: My life, and immature ass-biters.
132.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: A hooker, what do you think sherlock?
133.) what are your future goals? : I've already done em'. *wink*
134.) My favorite music: Death music. Rock, and stuff.
135.) Favorite Food?: Crap, sherlock, crap.
136.) Favorite movies: "Action".
137.) Favorite guys cologne? Shit- effect.
138.) Do u like to dance?: I strained my ankle the last time I did that, so figure it out yourself what I think.
139.) Fast or slow?: FAST!!! *wink* VROOM, VROOM!!
140.) Are you too shy to ask someone out? No, cause i'm stupid.
141.) Favorite clothes brand?: Crap. and FUCK YOU.
142.) If you could change your name what would it be? Chubaka.
144.) What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? My whole life depens on that, sherlock.
145.) What is going to be the name of your first son? FUCK YOU.
146.) First daughter : IMASTURBATEWITHMYMOMSVIBRATOR.
147.) Favorite drink: Lugi's.
148.) Do you like scary or happy movies better?: Scary Movies.
149.) On the phone or in person?: In person. *wink another time, and breaks he eyelid*
150.) Lust or Love?:
LUST BABY, LUST!!
