EliteHorse

Well, I was just driving down the Information Super-Highway when some asshole thinks he can carjack me. So, I get out of the car and kick him right in the nuts. Yeah! Seems like the hunter has become the hunted.

That's right ladies and gentlemen, some fucktard attempted to hack my computer but luckly I had my little friend to help me out.

Hehe! Ain't it fun? I reported his/her ass.

Now, he can go fuck himself (or her) in the ass for all I care.

Bye bye!