Whoa nelly, looky look at who's one more year closer to being of legal booze age (

like it makes a difference

)
I'm glad you have not only stayed in my life and given me a joy that has for most of my life been foreign, but also that you have decided to post more here, make lots of friends, and bring them some joy too.

Even if it did take you long enough to get involved, SLOWPOKE.
So, y'all know the routine, get that cake out, and the ice cream, and the body oil ... wait, that's for me and her only

Yeah, that's right,
:: swats everyone away :: SHE'S MINE! GO AWAY!

Here, have some cake instead.
Happy Birthday. I love you ... still and always.
