Yes. A very HAPPY Birthday to Michael. I truly enjoy your presence and our conversations. You're a cool guy to chat with, and I'm glad that I've been able to associate myself with you. Hope you have a great one, and many more. You deserve it.
Oh, and Madonna has something to say to you...
<walks out>
<scantily clad in a Marilyn Monroe white dress, the dress blows up>
"Happy Birthday, Mr. Rumour..." |