07-15-2004, 11:51 AM
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this "traditional Finnish food" is actually not that. It will be somewhat like a lame version of French kitchen,
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Finns themselves like to sulk in the corner, drink liquor, and silently stare at the fireplace during blizzards.
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Sometimes there is a dance floor, typically about 2 × 2 metres in size
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The other memorable events in this enjoyment are trips to the toilets, which get more and more colorful the more time passes.
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Women talk about which men are the biggest and hardest, while men boast about the incredible number of women they've been with, and give hints to others about the "easy" women. Younger folk concentrate more on drinking stories, as they are, without exception, too shy losers to even talk to the opposite sex, and thus never get laid.
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Those are fucking hillarous LOL FINISH are funny Quote: |
In Finland, Father Christmas always asks "Are there any good children here?" ("Onko täällä kilttejä lapsia?"). This is a rhetorical question, as all children get presents (except those who have cancer or something, and will die soon in any case, so they don't need presents).
| Aww this is so mean/funny
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Finland: The Foreigner's Guide to Finland 
they have such a small country compared to sweden so they always pretend its bigger than it actually is in reality 
poor people
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