I got my user name from a Nas song, called "Ether". In a verse he says "bow down and kiss the mutherfuckin ring" and my name was derived from an old username I had, called KizzThaRyng. People kept calling me Kizzie for short, so I got it modified.
My last name is actually Svenson. But then in grade8, people couldn't pronounce that (dumbasses!) So they started calling me Swanson. Then the people just got lazy and called me Swany. I hated it at first, but then it kinda grew on me. Now its the best nickname EVER!