Ohhh, I see how it is. Y'all just gots ta be trashing on mah country.
Why do you think the Earthlings haven't been back to the moon? Of course their technology can't see my country, the Lunar Aaronist Republic. It is positioned UNDERNEATH the surface to avoid the meteors that hit the moon every now and then. There's no atmosphere to burn them up or the UV rays, which makes it hard for sunbathing.
Uhh damn, maybe I should have told you where it is.
:: mumbles :: Alright troops, activate the SDI against these invaders...
:: looks around suspiciously, puffing on Presidential cigar :: Ahhhh, grown in the good ol' LAR.