I just have to say that. That's all. It does wonders. I'm amazed by how unclogged my drain got after a FULL EFFING BOTTLE.

And my silly landlord would have just called a plumber. I can rock a Drano bottle. I can rock it in my new cowboy shirt. Dammit, I look sexy in this thing. Sexy and unclogs drains, now THERE'S a contradiction!