The chicken evolved from the dinosaurs, who got their arses wiped out by a comet that undoubtably was shot out of my ass a few minutes ago with the monster dump I just took.
Seriously though, since all life started out as a bunch of asexual cells that couls just split, they started evolving into these land animals, and then those land animals started mating and laying eggs. So, the CHEEKHAN scientifically came first.
__________________ "Surely, comrades, you do not wish to have Jones back?"
"and if I ain't got two balls and a middle finger to throw up I'm takin' off both shoes and stickin' each middle toe up (FUCK Y'ALL!)"
> That's why I ain't got no time...
I'm busy
> Yeah
Hah!
> Fuck these bitches
Fuck 'em all!
> Get money
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