Brunetts...it's PAYBACK time! - Eternal Allegiance

CrAZyBeAuTiFuL4 · 10-23-2003, 09:31 PM

I got this as a forward from a friend of mine today...

Damn, some blondes must be really pissed off...

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*WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

*WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.

*WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.

*WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can remember them.

*WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.

*WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet? "

*WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

*WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

*WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation

*WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage

*WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price

*WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache

*KNOW WHO INVENTED BLONDE JOKES?
brunettes, they had nothing better to do on Friday or Saturday nights
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MY ADDITION: It's sad that we've had blonde jokes for...how long now? And the blondes are JUST NOW coming up with ones against brunetts? Kinda slow on the uptake, huh??

bex · 10-23-2003, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by CrAZyBeAuTiFuL4
MY ADDITION: It's sad that we've had blonde jokes for...how long now? And the blondes are JUST NOW coming up with ones against brunetts? Kinda slow on the uptake, huh??

Hell yeah lmao They're not funny anyway...haha Well maybe that's cuz I'm brunette, but cmon... It's like a flashback of 2nd grade. "You're so dumb you got ran over by a parked car!"...."Oh yeah?! Well.....er.....you're ugly!! *sticks tongue out*"

Nanny · 10-23-2003, 10:10 PM

LMFAO (at bex) I dont know why, but that just makes me wanna go YEAH BLONDES! I may not be blonde... or female, but I still found it kinda cool. Not very funny, but cool.

CrAZyBeAuTiFuL4 · 10-23-2003, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by bex
Hell yeah lmao They're not funny anyway...haha Well maybe that's cuz I'm brunette, but cmon... It's like a flashback of 2nd grade. "You're so dumb you got ran over by a parked car!"...."Oh yeah?! Well.....er.....you're ugly!! *sticks tongue out*"

Yeah, they're not the greatest jokes, but oh well.

*lol* yeah, it is kind of "second gradeish". I'm a brunett and I thought some of the jokes were good, but not overly hilarious.

Søren · 10-24-2003, 12:02 AM

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Originally posted by CrAZyBeAuTiFuL4
[...] MY ADDITION: It's sad that we've had blonde jokes for...how long now? And the blondes are JUST NOW coming up with ones against brunetts? Kinda slow on the uptake, huh??

Well... they're blondes... sooo

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Originally posted by CrAZyBeAuTiFuL4
[...] *WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible. [...]

I'd say very visible indeed

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Holly'sAngel · 10-24-2003, 05:15 AM

I didn't find them funny but that is proably because I'm not a blonde.

Dirty Drink · 10-24-2003, 06:40 AM

hehe, some were okay, not that funny but they were empowering

Virginity · 10-24-2003, 06:45 AM

dude okay come on does it really matter what colour hair we are??? we are the same, but different personalitys, i don't get men why do men perfure blondes??? in everway different colour hairs in women are beautiful

PaulTheRing · 10-24-2003, 06:49 AM

hehe Funny.. I just hope people don't take it too seriously..

- Emperor J.P.

PaulTheRing · 10-24-2003, 06:51 AM

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Originally posted by Striptified
dude okay come on does it really matter what colour hair we are??? we are the same, but different personalitys, i don't get men why do men perfure blondes??? in everway different colour hairs in women are beautiful

True. Like I said, "Prejudice is the mother of all hatreds."

- Emperor J.P.