Remember all the speculation of why she got engaged? "BRITNEY GAINED WEIGHT, SHE'S PREGNANT!" And she came right out and said "I'm not pregnant," and she wasn't.

Her weight gain is a sign of content-ness.
HEY! That dirtbag looked hot. Watch what you say. Britney, I love you. You're gorgeous. If it's okay with Mandy, I think you and Kevin deserve an honorary nigluv.