GossipMan

I'm sure you've been wondering what Jen&Brad
and Britney&Justin have in common. Well. Cutie
soothsayer Elisha Cuthbert has it all figured out.

"Sagittarius and Aquarius," she immediately
answered, when I asked her if she thought the two
Mouseketeers would ever get back together.

We were gabbing at HBO's post-GG bash at Griffin's in the Hilton
when the Spears-Timberlake reunion subject came up. What, you
thought we'd be predicting Donald Rumsfeld's next War Room
briefing outfit?

"Please explain," I inquired, a bit confused.

"Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt--Aquarius, Sagittarius,"
Ms. C. explained with the pretend patience of a third
grade instructor. "Andrew Keegan, my boyfriend,
and me? Sagittarius and Aquarius," E.C. relayed,
while waving her glass of champagne for emphasis.
"It's the perfect match."

"How so?"

"Sagittarians are ambitious and driven," expounded
the 24 fox, somewhat breathlessly, "while Aquarians
are more fun loving and outgoing--so, the Aquarius
is good at giving them [Sagittarius] the support they
need while they're doing their thing, and at the same
time, they also get us to relax and have fun."

Are you saying it's written in the stars that Brit 'n'
Just should be together?

"It's the perfect match," she claimed. "Britney and Justin have to
work it out."

Pausing to take a swig of her bubbly, Elisha-love wound down her
mystical machinations: "But they are really young, so they need to
see what else is out there. Then once they realize there's nothing
better, well, go get a hotel and work it out, ya know?"

Yeah, girl. With room service.


http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/...3/030123i.html



What a whack job she is.. She thinks WAY too much..