THE MISSING SPEARS - a mystery
When Britney Spears, the pop princess of America said she was going on a 6th month break and didn't want to be bothered, Britney wasn't kidding. Who says that the pop princess can't have her privacy and not be bothered? Many people, who have disturbed the pop princess in every way.
When Britney and her mother, Lynne Spears were at a successful eatery located by the woods in Britney's hometown, Kentwood Lousiana, Britney was dressed as a hippie in pink and purple clothes. "She looked completley rubbish and freaked out." Says a waiter and cateror named Jhonathon Brandon the second that happens to work at the same eatery Lynne and Britney were at.
As soon as Britney sat down, she ordered a large glass of Coke. "Everyone started to give her flac and they were all telling her that she should be drinking Pepsi instead of Coke." Says a young mother in her 20's who was at the eatery, too. Britney "tried to ignore" the yelling people, but she just barley could.
After Britney gave in and traded her glass of Coke for Pepsi, Britney saw that one of her exboyfriends named
Reggie was at the eatery - with Christina Aguilera. "Britney couldn't keep her eyes off the two love birds. They were kissing and hugging, and Britney sat there pouting to her mother saying 'Mom, make them hate each other!'" Brandon says.
Then, the T.V screen's at the eatery showed Christina's Coke commercail and the news people were dissing Britney's Pepsi commercail. Not only did Britney start screaming, but 10 other people ran out of the eatery because of the noise and the chair-throwing-tantrums.
After 10 minutes of this, Britney sat down and started to eat her cheeseburger and fries. Little did poor Britney know that someone put loads salt all in her cheeseburger. Britney spat the food out and started to scream. As she threw bits of the cheeseburger out at the laughing people, Britney's face turned bright red. "She was so angry! I just said 'Britney, no. Everything will be ok, just relax.' But she said 'Mama, I'm telling you! I can't take this anymore." Lynne says.
Britney's next move was a shocking one that nobody could believe. Britney went by the door, grabbed the saw by the eatery's main door and ran out of the eatery. With Lynne and a croud of people chasing Britney trying to catch her, Britney was tearing the Lousiana forest apart.
Right now, police everywhere are looking for Britney and are waiting to put her in jail. Where could she be? Why can't we find her? It's all a mystery. If you find her, please call 1-800-I-Have-Just-Found-Britney-And-I'm-Here-To-Turn-Her-In-Because-I'm-A-Loser-And-I-Actully-Believe-This-Garbage please. Thank you, and watch out for the missing Spears!
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