BeBritney

It all goes back to the double standard though. Male celebrities will date women who do absolutely shit or with "small" jobs and no one seems to care. Granted I can see both sides of the argument and I'm not saying Kevin should be a lazy ass or anything, but yeah. He seems to be getting into what he wants to do (if he does the clothing line or whatever) but ultimately that'll just raise shit, as people will assume it's only because of Britney.

Birgerhar

Britney's an Amazon woman.

PapRoach123

If Kevin takes a crap out of a twelve story window, someone will make up a reason why that's because of Britney. But hell, they're married so why not.

To some, Britney is the sun. And the world revolves around it. To others Britney is the world. And everything gravitates towards it.

Lenghthen

LMFAO. Stinger, honestly, your posts just make me giggle. But I agree with what you're saying. On both counts.

BeBritney

What a way to put it! I definitely agree <3

FantaOrSprite

She's 2 years old.

In my experiance watching an (almost) 2year old is harder than being with an infant. Infants poop, cry, eat a bottle, and sleep. And then they repeat. Over and over. I mean it's hard, dont get me wrong, but 2 year olds are even worse.

TO BE DONE WITH THIS STAGE!! God I can't wait.

Lenghthen

Oh God. *scared* I'm going to be tired, huh?

FantaOrSprite

Very Just sleep when the baby does, don't try to clean around the house. Course I had insomnia even then, so i got like 1 hour of sleep a day. I looked like a zombie.

It goes by quick though. Thankfully.

LiL Fizzy

I'm happy for her. She's going to be a cute mother.

Birgerhar

FemaleFirst.co.uk: Britney Spears is set to return to work just three months after the birth of her baby, friends have claimed.

The pop babe - who announced she was expecting her first child with second husband Kevin Federline earlier this week - is keen to juggle motherhood with a successful acting and singing career.

A source said: "She sees Madonna as her inspiration. She's determined to be a good mother, but at the same time she can't give up her career because she has so many ambitions left.

"She's still writing songs and is looking for acting roles because she still feels she has got a lot to prove."

Yesterday (14.04.05), it was revealed Britney is expecting a baby girl.

The sexy singer is currently recovering from a miscarriage scare with a break in Florida.

When asked how Britney was, her publicist, Leslie Sloan, let slip the baby's sex, saying: "She's OK. Mother and daughter are doing fine."

Britney was rushed to a private clinic at the weekend after experiencing severe abdominal pains and sources claim she was in danger of losing her unborn tot.

The sexy singer reportedly suffered from placental abruption, which can kill a foetus in two hours.

Her condition was later played down as a "common complaint" but Britney was kept under observation for two days.



Explosion of Federlines is Taxing World Resources, Experts Fear

Two days after pop tart Britney Spears announced that she was pregnant with her first child, environmental experts around the globe warned that Ms. Spears’ husband, Kevin Federline, is reproducing at an alarming rate.

Some of the world’s most renowned experts in the field of ecology, attending a world environmental conference in Buenos Aires, said that by most measures Mr. Federline was reproducing at a pace that was not ecologically sustainable.

“Mr. Federline had two children by his fiancée, Shar Jackson, whom he left to hook up with Britney,” said Dr. Zang Liangyong of Beijing University. “He has produced three offspring in short order, and we ignore this trend at our peril.”

Another conference attendee, Dr. Torvald Vigeland of the University of Oslo, worried that if Mr. Federline continues to reproduce at such a torrid pace his offspring may eventually produce more greenhouse gases than most developing nations.

“I know I am not alone in saying this, but Kevin Federline may already be in violation of the Kyoto Treaty,” Dr. Vigeland said.

In Washington, Vice President Dick Cheney said that a “looming Federline explosion” would put an even greater strain on the nation’s petroleum reserves, making it “imperative” that the U.S. begin drilling for oil in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge at once.

For his part, Mr. Federline, seemingly unruffled by the doomsday predictions that his unprecedented fertility has provoked, issued the following statement to the press: “Whatever.”

Elsewhere, West Virginia named English its official language, forcing President Bush to cancel a speech there.

borowitzreport.com

LMFAO.