Local Media Takes Britney's Side... sort of (FUNNY!) - Eternal Allegiance

Nanny · 08-29-2003, 06:29 PM

Well, atleast I laughed.

AWARDS ROCK
Loose lips entertain at 20th MTV event

NOW THAT might sell som Gap jeans.

I'm referring, of course, to the languorous liplocks Madonna planted on duelling poptarts Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera at last night's MTV Music Video Awards. (In case you've forgotten, they actually did hand out some trophies. Sort of look like moonmen. Justin Timberlake won a couple. So did Missi Elliot. Milli Vanilli got some back in the day.)

The kisses - far more believable than the robotic smooch Michael Jackson and bride of Frankenstein Lisa Marie Presley opened the VMAs with a few years ago -- sealed a glitzy performance that had been speculated about for days. If anything, Jennifer Lopez bailing (and Aguilera filling in) made the trio's show-starter even more entertainingly trashy.

As the two teen-queens-turned-sex-kittens pranced about, incredulously clad in white, questions raced: Would they claw each other's eyes out? Would they kiss? What did Justin Timberlake think? (The answer provided in the vaguely-constipated look on the *NSYNCERS face. ::LMAO:

Would Madonna's fellow Gap pitchwoman show up? (Yes -- although curiously enough, Madonna kept her mouth to herself with Missy.)

Of course, the downside of opening with a bada-bing like that is that it's impossible to top. And as the rest of the three-hour extravaganza unfolded from Radio City Music Hall, it was clear the best was over. Not that the VMAs were a wash.

...Later in the article...

MOST SURPRISING STANDING OVATION: Fred Durst on his feet for Coldplay . Maybe it was a delayed reaction to Madonna getting further with Britney than he ever did.

Written by Kevin Williamson for the Calgary Sun

Leonida · 08-29-2003, 06:34 PM

*lmao* ahh thats great, i especially laughed at that Fred Durst comment

astrocamel · 08-29-2003, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by Swany

MOST SURPRISING STANDING OVATION: Fred Durst on his feet for Coldplay . Maybe it was a delayed reaction to Madonna getting further with Britney than he ever did.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Tom_ea · 08-29-2003, 06:55 PM

LMAO at the Fred comment.....

Psychodanzar2 · 08-29-2003, 10:11 PM

The Fred Durst comment was pretty funny.

Besnit · 08-29-2003, 10:22 PM

That's funny and true at the same time, thanks.

BJS_Oh_Yes · 08-30-2003, 07:48 AM

that's funny! LMAO t4p!

BrownEye · 08-30-2003, 08:19 AM

I was already wondering why Fred was standing after the Coldplay performance!

[Pinky] · 08-30-2003, 09:23 AM

haha thats cool

GrgotSlave · 08-30-2003, 09:51 AM

haha, that standing ovation thing is awesome!! I totally agree with that article with the opening and it's hard to beat. If they opened it with Metallica and ended with the "like a virgin" performance, that would've been really good cuz then it would be the last thing everyone would remember!