The ridiculously-cheesy "scary" thread

[IamA-BFG]

Muahahaha ...now pheer the reepurr *cat meows*

anyway, remember those ridiculous "scary" stories or things little kids tell each other when you were younger? Hell, even make something up new...in fact, it's preferred

Idea is to make this the cheesiest "scary story" thread of all time:-P

Okay...I'll start:


So um....this dude was like....walking through the woods and.um..... he heard a noise! Yeah, um, a noise, and um....and it was a scary noise! Um....and he dropped his nachos. And when he went to pick up his nachos....he saw something hideous--something MONSTROUS---something that made him pee his pants. ...and that something was..... ants. Yes, ANTS were crawling on his nachos....THE HORROR!

So, um.....the nameless dude was like...um....walking farther into the forest and um....he heard another noise! ....um....yeah and then a big scary thing jumped at his foot. It was a ....RABBIT!!!!! WhoooooHooooooooooo *spooky noises*

And the rabbit was...um.....wasn't any ordinary rabbit....it was um.....it was,...um...um....it was a floppy-eared rabbit!...Not all rabbits have floppy ears, you know. WhoooooHoooo *spooky noises*

then the wind rustled the trees and he saw scary shapes formed from the tree limbs, and he peed his pants again. (yes, he must have had SOME bladder). um....then, um....he went home, changed his pants,...and...um.....went back into the woods!!! OoOh ....SCARY!

[Ghost_ea]

Here is my part of the story,.. (I'm bad at writing oh well.)

[Zooming over a campfire lit ancient Egypt at night, the scene focuses in on a temple located at the edge of the city and furthermore inside where a dark ceremony has been taking place] Sadin – to be described in one word, is power. Derived from the womb of a beautiful woman who was later murdered before his eyes by a vile and petty rapist one night, Sadin grew to adulthood unnaturally. [The scene then focuses inside an expensively decorated office, with the chair behind the desk, a man sits viewing the mountain range behind him at night] Sadin is immortal. A deep breath of wise content escapes his body. Having lived uncomprimised for ages, with the world little by little, day by day pledging its allegiance to his desire, time has become his greatest weapon. This obstacle witch lies in a mans pathway from achieving world domination, no longer has control over him. He recieves an instant message on his PC,..