[Confessional:] Wow...I think all my roommates have died or something? I haven't seen any of them around for a few days and it's really erie here in this big house all by myself...not to mention I'm not allowed to talk to the camera people and that ONE camera man is STILL running around with no clothes on. Aye.
[confessional] Well, I've been kind of going crazy from the cameras, so I ran to a guy I know's house for the weekend. Boy did the crew get mad. Apparantly you can't do that. Oh well, I'm back now.
[Confessional]: Well, I introduced myself to Jess today. She seems pretty cool. Also seems like the type to have lots of fun. People who have fun rock my world. I found a Starbucks nearby. Carmel Frappacinos are my world. I'm gonna go shoot some pool.
[confessional]Food for thought. Just hear me out. Do you think it's possible that we all went to the wrong house? I think we went to the wrong show. Strike that, maybe I just went to the wrong house. I was sitting on the stool, talking to the wall with the camera again and seven people I don't know come into the house and start yelling at me for being in their confessional booth. I think MTV is doing their TV Real World in Iowa too. What are the odds, you know? Same time as we're doing the computer version. I just got to OUR house. Our confessional booth is just a table with a laptop and we type out our feelings. I guess this is the imagination version of Real World. I don't know though. I'm not sure how well the smilies are going to express how I feel. Oh geez. Well I'm gonna get going. I'd go take on the obligatory Real World pool table. But this is internet Real World Iowa. So I'm just gonna check out the Iowa Internet Cafe and play some Yahoo! Pool. Later, bitches. TTYL!
SCORE! I'm mastering internet abbreviation already.[/confessional]