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It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems..
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

Ghost_ea

Sorry sweetheart, but here are the rules,..

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
you leaving it down.

1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that
way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not
work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what
we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to
act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one..

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for
example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea
what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's
wrong.. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine..
Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I AM in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping

[em0] h e a r t

psssht. now you really made this post look idiotic! :P

EliteHorse

@ Ghost's post.

Brilliant!!

bex

I like Ghost's list better... *runs and hides from the mad women*

Although I whole-heartedly agree with #14 on the women's list. There ARE times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

Riapanonias

HAha Briliant Ghost

Riapanonias

I just want to answer those in a strange way
1. So did the kids and some were male
2.What hapends if its a Female boss?
3. Corection, they only stop for the good looking you
4. No you look like a dog trying to get up that big tree
5. Lets skip that. ( doesnt know what it is so. )
6. No you have to pass strange laughter and talk behind ur friends
7.No one has to know because its so easy to see
8. Well if it was a male you congratulated you would and we like girls more. hay its flirting baby..
9.Nor does Christian's
10. No you dont. You always ask us if its ok to have this and if we say no you go change it it takes houre's before you deside
11. Whatever
12. sure sure
13. and we wont regret picturing britney spears or other celebs naked .
14. Mmmm chocolate hehe
15. That goes for females too


The answers where not to be start of a fight. just to have som fun.

[em0] h e a r t

Hmm... I guess Demi Moore missed this one...

PastyHusty

That can be so true.

Riapanonias

Its the same thing if we say yes

Than they go
* Nah I dont like it*

or even worse they go yelling at you. DAmn why isnt this good/nice.. and they go crying or something