It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
Yes, and I see it as a loyalty issue.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
Why bother when "I'm sick" works like a charm.
3. Taxis stop for us.
Yes, only because the driver is male.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
You only think that because the men are just too drunk to notice any different.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
You keep telling yourself that.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
My sister does. Her best friend does. And wait.. Whats this? They're both female. *GASP*
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
Yeah, so please, don't tell us, and keep your arms down. Much appreciated, thanks!
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
I don't make a habit out of touching my teammate's butts either.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
Yes, because yours would fall into a maxi-pad.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We do too... but there's obviously going to be a bit of a quality difference when we take 5 minutes, and you take 5 hours.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
I don't either. Guys on the other hand.
Just kidding. I really don't picture too many people naked very often.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
Yeah, but what about the ones marrying someone 20 years older?
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
Um... my sister did. A few girls at work did.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems..
What about Obesity? It doesn't solve that, now does it?
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
I'm sorry, did you say something?
