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Old 07-12-2006, 12:22 AM   #1
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David Beckham decides to go horse riding, although he has no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command as the horse gallops along at a steady pace

Victoria watches admiringly.

After a while David becomes a little too casual and begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics, grabs the horse round its neck and calls
for it to stop.

Victoria screams and shouts for someone to help.
David slips completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground because he is still clutching the horse's neck.

David decides his best chance is to leap away but a foot becomes entangled in the stirrup.

David's head is now banging along the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness, Victoria is frantic and screaming!

Hearing her screams, the Tesco Security guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.



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Old 07-12-2006, 12:43 AM   #2
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lol, I had heard that one before a few years back. Still funny lol.
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Old 07-12-2006, 01:06 AM   #3
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Yeah, that's me... living in the past... .
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LOL!

Well Søren, I didn't know it either so I guess you have company living in the past! *waves*
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Old 07-12-2006, 09:31 PM   #5
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LOL!

Well Søren, I didn't know it either so I guess you have company living in the past! *waves*
Well hello there missy... .

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Old 07-12-2006, 11:01 PM   #6
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Hahaha.

Thank God for Spice Girls or I wouldn't have any idea what Tesco is. ("Tesco has provided me with the world's smallest turkey, already in the oven nice and hot, oh damn guess what I forgot!" - Christmas Wrapping)
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Old 07-12-2006, 11:21 PM   #7
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It's funny but being American I don't get it. Is there a reputation of the Beckhams in Europe?
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Old 07-12-2006, 11:33 PM   #8
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It's funny but being American I don't get it. Is there a reputation of the Beckhams in Europe?
David is portrayed as being a bit stupid.
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Old 07-13-2006, 12:52 AM   #9
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Hahaha.

Thank God for Spice Girls or I wouldn't have any idea what Tesco is. ("Tesco has provided me with the world's smallest turkey, already in the oven nice and hot, oh damn guess what I forgot!" - Christmas Wrapping)

Tesco's is taking over the country!!!! ahhhhhhh run while you can...
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Old 07-13-2006, 01:06 AM   #10
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I love Tesco
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