So I went shopping the other day.
For clothes, no less.
This is an accomplishment in and of itself for me because I certainly do hate the process of shopping for clothes.
So I went to KOHLS, primarily for socks and new shoes because I needed more of both. And I figured I could use one pair of new jeans. So I got all that stuff. But wait, here's the shocker.
I, Nick DeSmedt, walked out of KOHLS with more than I really needed. I got TWO pairs of shoes, TWO pairs of jeans, undershirts, socks, and two tee shirts that I didn't even need on a buy one get one free deal. And a couple people here know that I've probably only
bought approximately 2.3 tee shirts in the past 5 years. I just racked up free shit from school and whatnot.
So make with the celebrating! This will probably not happen again for years.
Oh, but true to my usual form, I shopped slower than a retarded turtle chasing an even more retarded snail. I am the world's most clueless shopper. So some things never change.
