Slice to See You
Uma Thurman gets final cut at the Kill Bill, Vol. 2 premiere in Hollywood. The action babe must have employed her trusty samurai sword to slash that sexy sheer lavender silk gown from the hem to the promised land of low-fat milk and honey. Adding to her deadly looks are tousled blond waves, silver strappy heels and bare tan legs. Now, that's living on the edge!
Out on a Limb
She's got legs, and Mischa Barton knows how to use them at the post-party for Tommy Hilfiger's new H sportswear line in New York. Wearing layered H T-shirts, a sexy white denim micromini and blue suede pumps, it's obvious why this new pretty woman made swift strides to stardom. But wait a minute! Doesn't that blue and white sequin thing look like a racer-back top worn backward? Mischa, hon, next time check for the tag. Actresses, sheesh.
Ho Down
Rose McGowan turns tricks at the Glamour Magazine "Don't" party in Hollywood. Bet Rosie dug deep in her closet for this call girlie getup: pink tube top, satin ruched mini, faux Vuitton bag and pink wooden platforms. Good thing she meant to wear the fashionable Don'ts as a joke, 'cause for a second there...
Regal Rags
Julia Stiles takes her current role a little too seriously at the Prince and Me premiere. Queen Stiles makes her royal entrance in a beaded aqua chiffon and cream silk gown, chandelier earrings and an ornate scarf draped o'er her fair lady shoulders. But we don't mind. Just for her, we'd part with the family jewels. And that's no jest.
The Pileup
Jennifer Lopez lays it on too thick at the Kids' Choice Awards in Los Angeles. Sure, she goes back to her style roots with lowrider cropped safari pants, strappy tee, silver-sequin sweater and a lavender crochet beret. But is she wearing every trend she missed in the past year? Slow down, Jenny, there's time for fashion fun. You won't be planning that gala wedding to Marc Anthony for, what, another month?
Separate but Equal
No longer a twofer, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen break their stylish bonds at the Kids' Choice Awards. M.K. masters the art of double-stick tape for her mature V-neck jersey dress with bat-wing sleeves, which she pairs with decorated flip-flops. Ashley sports the satin pants in the family with a striped halter-top and gold lamé heels. Jeez, even their hair is different. There goes our identical-twins fantasy!
Gimme Shelter
Kirsten Dunst looks like she needs a hot meal at the New York City Gala Awards. The pixie-haired actress slides by in Salvation Army couture--a wrinkled hip-cinched trench coat with shrunken sleeves, a strangle-knotted maroon scarf and weird, waifish fingerless mitten-gloves. If she were holding an empty coffee cup, we'd have given her a few bucks.
Doggy Style
Looks like Bow Wow is enjoying his growing pains at the Kids' Choice Awards in Los Angeles. Bow has left the little boys' department and hit the young men's hip-hop sportswear area for this more, um, adult-rapper look--a very coordinated red, white and gray athletic track suit and matching cap. Woof! Looks like he hasn't grown into that enormous watch yet, but give this pup a few more months.
Fashion Police: week of 4/14/04 
And she's usually gorgeous.
