Gem Dandy
Beyoncé Knowles crystallizes her priceless status at the NAACP Image Awards in Los Angeles. She's simply elegant in a black gown with a provocatively sheer side panel and a brightly bejeweled bodice. The girl sexes it up big time onstage, but she always knows when to rein it in. Hear that, Britney? You should take some stylish notes from this Queen B.
A Lace in the Sun
Kylie Minogue exposes herself as one of Victoria's Best Kept Secrets at the Echo Awards in Germany. Her lingerie-style black corset, shrug sweater and saucy ruffled lace skirt is both naughty and nice. But don't bother squinting, guys--the corset is magically lined to keep things under wraps.
March Madness
Cybill Shepherd gets penalized for possession of a loose screw at the TV Land Awards in Los Angeles. She's foolishly afoul in a tight black lace gown, long gloves, white sport socks and orange Reeboxs. Hey, we're all for comfy shoes, but these retreads just aren't as amusing as when she first donned them for events in the '80s. Give it a rest, Cyb. And put down that hem! You're frightening the children.
Tic-Tac-Toad
Tyra Banks wants to start a game of leapfrog at the TV Land Awards, but we don't wanna play. This slitheringly satin gown would be perfect for, say, a lily pad in a swamp somewhere. And if that's not slimy enough, the creepy reddish eye shadow and matching garish lips only accentuate her amphibious ways. We're afraid to see what happens if a fly buzzes by.
Spain Cycle
Christina Aguilera blooms like a rose in Spanish Harlem at the EIF Cancer Research Fund dinner honoring Nicole Kidman. Her black silk 'n' chiffon tango dress, sexy strap-wrap heels and slicked-back senorita hair with a yellow flower tucked behind an ear are so darn spicy we need a tall glass of agua. Now, that's what we call a hot tamale!
Raging Bullion
Catherine Zeta-Jones nearly runneth over at the 10th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles. We love the fit of her gold strapless sequined Elie Saab gown, with a gold purse and chandelier earrings, but the pale gold hue totally washes out her olive skin. And speaking of a wash, let's do a rush one on those overshadowed eyes and heavily penciled brows!
New Age Nymph
Marisa Tomei floats like a butterfly at the Independent Spirit Awards in Santa Monica. We love the ethereal quality of her delicate pink silk frock, pale link lips and matching cheeks. Her wild 'do completes the look, even if it does remind us of Monica's tropical island hair on Friends. Think she just forgot to plug in the flattening iron?
Thin Red Line
Alias babe Jennifer Garner sure strings us along at the 10th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards. Not that we're complaining. The sexy actress smolders in a bright red Ralph Lauren satin gown with the most itty-bitty straps we've ever seen. Talk about means of support. One wrong move, and this secret agent may need a brand-new cover.
Fashion Police: week of 3/17/04 
Beyoncé looks lovely though. Fuck the writer for the Britney comment 
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