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Old 05-06-2002, 11:06 PM   #1
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Default Tired of being compared to Damn Britney Spears

Rarely get to first base
I don't support J.Hoe
I don't use protection
But my shit is really clean
Hoochies dated me
Board members hated me
I was always in a fight cause I
Can't screw nothing right

Everyday I fight a war against a female
I can't take the hit she's throwin back at me

I'm too sexy for myself...
Want you to sex me
I'm my own worst fantasy
It's bad when you adore yourself
So admirating...
Don't wanna be sexy no more
I wanna be somebody else...

Karen told me,
You'll be sexy,
All you have to change,
Is your stripping ways,
Tired of being compared,
To damn Britney Spears,
She's a woman,
That just ain't me...

Members members
Won't you please prescribe me something,
Some implanted pecks and sexual ecstacy

Cause I'm too sexy for myself...
Want you to sex me
I'm my own worst fantasy
It's bad when you adore yourself
So admirating...
Don't wanna be sexy no more
I wanna be somebody else...

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Old 05-06-2002, 11:11 PM   #2
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You've got a really funny e-husband, Wdnesday! The Forums need him around!

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Old 05-06-2002, 11:11 PM   #3
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ohhhh kizzie......you are to clever!!

*prescribes kizzie with some implanted pecks and ecstacy*
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Old 05-06-2002, 11:14 PM   #4
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You've got a really funny e-husband, Wdnesday! The Forums need him around!

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I know, that's why I e-married him!!! See, even when he's not here, I still have him around.
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Old 05-06-2002, 11:18 PM   #5
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...I still have him around.
hmm... *Thinks about the implications of the statement*

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Old 05-07-2002, 10:41 AM   #6
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Hehe, that had some funny lines man
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Old 05-07-2002, 10:54 AM   #7
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Funny shit Kizzie!!!!....as usual.
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Old 05-07-2002, 11:28 AM   #8
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Hey I'm just trying to get rid of all this anger inside of me...
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Old 05-07-2002, 02:35 PM   #9
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Hell Yeah, I like that version!!!
 
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Old 05-07-2002, 03:17 PM   #10
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You're funny.
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