GrgotSlave

haha, i LOVE the Jessica Simpson soooooo much!!!!

Top Ten Messages on Britney Spears' Answering Machine

10. "This is the printing company -- your wedding announcements are ready"

9. "Hey it's Christina Aguilera, did you get married or did I?"

8. "It's the printing company again -- your annulment announcements are ready"

7. "Pete Rose here, couldn't you at least have beat the over/under?"

6. "So other than the embarrassing marriage and annulment, how was vegas?"

5. "Hey, it's Paris. You don't need to get married to get attention. Just videotape yourself having sex and release it on the internet."

4. "This is Kenny from high school. I have a couple of hours free on Thursday if you want to get married and divorced."

3. "Honey, it's Liza. Next time, instead of an annulment, hit him with a bottle."

2. "It's Jessica Simpson. Thanks for making me look like a genius."

1. "Rush Limbaugh here. I'd love to try whatever you were taking the other night."

Overprotected 1

lmao, for some reason I loved number 3 but God, Britney's stupid.

Leonida

LMAO I love number 9...

BIGbritneyFAN

lmao! yeah they were funny! i also loved #9.

astrocamel

10. "This is the printing company -- your wedding announcements are ready"

8. "It's the printing company again -- your annulment announcements are ready"



Letterman <33333

Nanny

I've seen funnier stuff come out of Letterman, but #9 is pretty damn good.

YesJess

2. "It's Jessica Simpson. Thanks for making me look like a genius."

True. True.

WhoAmI_ea

#2 & #9 are mean but hilarious at the same time

LiL Fizzy

Number 9 is frickin hilarious!

Brit'sEntourage

Wow, these were great!! Letterman's top 10 either suck or are incredibly funny. These were good! 9, of course, was funny, but number 6 got to me hit my funny bone real hard for some reason.