Fiction828

I haven't posted much lately. So I'll post a lot now.

What do you think about the Osbournes TV show?

It's the funniest fucking show on TV. Here are some of my favorite quotes.

Episode 1:
Sharon: It's a fucking swimimming pool. I'm gonna drown the fucker in it.

Ozzy: But you have to know where I'm coming from. I mlove you all. I love you more then life itself. But, your all fucking mad.

Jack: You are blond.
Housekeeper: Fuck off.
Jack: Get a real job.

Kelly: The less sheleves I have. The less shit I'll have on them. Therefore the less shit I'll have.

Episode 2:

Ozzy: Who pissed on my fucking couch? That bastard.

Sharon: He shit fucking aliens.

Episode 3:

Ozzy: I thought she was gonna come home with a fuckingezgel on her ass.

Errick

Those are some definite funny ass quotes. I love that show, I thought it would be stupid - hell, if I wasn't any more wrong I'd be right!

Starshine

Hey Yawl!
Has "The Osbournes" Started On MTV Yet? Im Just Wondering How Much Longer It'll Take For It To Start On MTV Canada! I Made An Ad For It But My Computer Screws Up When I Try To Upload It! So I'll Post It Here!
Im So Jealous. My Boyfriend, And Our Friends Mike And Tyler Seen Ozzy A Week Ago When He Came To Hamilton. Derek Was Gonna Buy Me A Thong That Said, "OZZY FUCKIN' OSBOURNE" On It And Give It To Me For My Birthday, But They Were Sold Out! LMFAO

PS*I Dont Wanna Hear Anything Negative About Ozzy In This Thread, I Didnt Start It To Hear People Who Dont Like Him, Bitch About Him!

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Irule

yes it has started -- and it's hilarious. i laugh my ass of at it -- but it's mostly b/c i think that potty humor and swearing that gets bleeped out is funny. basically so far every episode i've seen is about their dogs -- they have like a million. and they all piss/shit in the house. here's what happens in each episode: one of the dogs shits in the house, or pees, and then someone freaks out and they all swear about it. these people are seriously obsessed with their dogs. lol. but i love it -- its hilarious. and i like ozzy.

Starshine

LOL Kelly Is The Best! I Laughed My Ass Off Watching "Cribs" 'Cause She Said She Likes Brit And Ozzy's Like, "I Like Britney Too!" And Kelly Gets All Pissed Off And Says, "I Know Why You Do! You Dirty Old Man!" LMFAO

Irule

LOL. they are a funny family to watch. its kind of dysfunctional b/c they dont talk to each other like a family -- and they all swear in every sentence. they say the f word more than i've ever heard in my life. all of them.

kelly made me laugh when she was talking about thongs -- she was telling her mom how she lent one of her thongs to a friend, saying, "my thong is so far up my crack...so-n-so wears a thong every day. and she's wearing one of my thongs today. so that thong was up my crack, and now its up her crack."

Kattie

My brother and i both love Ozzy, so my brother turned on The Osbournes and my mom goes "OMG, what is that?! These people are disgusting!" So, she sits down and watches it and is now just as hooked as my bro and i are. My brother and i were rotf at my mom's reaction to the dog episode. My mom overly reacts to stuff on TV, so you can imagine her face when the dog pooed on the rug. LMAO! I can't wait for tomorrow's episode!!