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Old 01-16-2006, 01:29 PM   #11
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Kurt Angle vs Mark Henry

This match was announced at a Smackdown Show at the weekend. It was decided after Henry beat Mysterio in a no.1 contenders match.

Think about how brilliant a match between Mysterio and Angle could have been. Then weep openly in rage.

I sure know I did.
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Old 01-16-2006, 10:12 PM   #12
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Spoiler!
Kurt Angle vs Mark Henry

This match was announced at a Smackdown Show at the weekend. It was decided after Henry beat Mysterio in a no.1 contenders match.

Think about how brilliant a match between Mysterio and Angle could have been. Then weep openly in rage.

I sure know I did.

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Oh well, then at least Henry already had his BIG title shot. Angle retains, Henry leaves the main event and we can all move on
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Old 01-18-2006, 07:05 AM   #13
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Angle: Welcome to Angle live, with your host Kurt Angle! Now as you all know I am set to defend my World Heavyweight title! The problem is, it looks as If I will have to fight Mark Henry and everybody knows that not even I will be able to carry Mark Henry to a decent match! We're taking callers on the line now and our first caller is Duffyboy from England!

Duffyboy: Hey Angle! Anyway I've seen what WWE lines up for you on a weekly basis in terms of people to have a good match with. I'm not so sure that raping people's wives and jobbing to fat, not to mention dissing your own country which is SO out of character really doesn't work for you.

Angle: I know Duffman, only problem is I guess that people just genuinley didn't like John Cena!

Cena (From Backstage): YO YO YO YO YO!

Angle: As I was sayin.....

Cena: YO!

Angle: STOP NOW! Anyway as I was saying Duff, I got a match with Mark Henry to come by the looks of it! I mean isn't there anyone on Smackdown better to wrestle me?

Duffyboy:Well I've got a few sugestions. Number one would be Eddie Guererro!

Angle: Uh.....isn't he like.....dead?

Duffyboy: Yeah suppose, but that is no excuse as to why he can't wrestle a match better than Mark Henry! I mean no disrespect to you Kurt but if he won, he would be the first ever dead WWE champion! And you know what the icing on the cake is? Bret Hart would be bleating "It should have been Owen!" as he zips around Montreal in his zimmerframe!

Angle: True but didn't we do something similar with Triple H and this "Katie Vic" person and it like genuinley REALLY sucked?

Duffyboy: Ah yeah that's true. Hmmm who else.....Ah I got it, Hulk Hogan! It would garuntee you would stay heel?

Angle: Uh isn't he babysitting? I mean I did threaten to rape his daughter before SummerSlam and I embarassed him in a match that same night?

Duffyboy: Oh right. That wasn't smart.

Angle: Sure wasn't! I mean how does a fucking corpse like Hogan get put over me!

Duffyboy: I know. I've got one more up my sleeve, Hardcore Holly!

Angle: You mean he still has a job?

Duffyboy: No OK. Then you're stuck with Henry I guess!

Angle: Yeah. I mean people will not boo me for love nor money so I might as well fight the guy who can't wrestle or even sell a move.

Duffyboy: Well come on I mean he beat three jobbers last week with a total of TWO wrestling moves! You can't fault him for consistency man!

Angle: Put it this way. If Henry beats me I will resort to chewing broken glass while ass-raping Sharmell at the same time!

Duffyboy: That's the spirit! Over and out!

Angle: Thank you for watching Angle live! It's been a fantastic show, and now time now for my final thought:

ANGLE'S FINAL THOUGHT: I'M A HEEL! BOO ME! BOO ME! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I GOT TO DO TO GET YOU TO BOO ME! DO I HAVE TO WEAR A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS "YOUR COUNTRY SUCKS" AND IF NOT DO I HAVE TO RAPE YOUR WIFE? I MEAN I ACTUALLY DID RAPE BOOKER T'S WIFE LAST SPRING! THIS IS NOT ECW, WE HAVE FACES AND HEELS, I'M THE SECOND ONE! OH YEAH AND I HAD GAY BUTTSEX WITH YOUR DEAD MOM! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!
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Old 01-18-2006, 10:35 AM   #14
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I wish WWE would get moving and announce two more matches for the card and a lot more of the participants in the Royal Rumble.

I have to make my fantasy team for the Royal Rumble by Monday night at six and I only know three matches for sure.
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Old 01-20-2006, 07:50 PM   #15
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Hey guys! 2 more matches for the RR were named tonight on Friday Night SmackDown!, including WHC Kurt Angle taking on Mark Henry for the World Heavyweight Title and JBL vs. The Boogeyman. As well, 2 more participants for the Rumble Match were named on Sunday Night Heat, Trevor Murdoch (beating Antonio) and Viscera (beating Gregory Helms, Tyson Tomko and Lance Cade in the main event Over The Top Rope Challenge). Here are the latest developments for the Rumble -

World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle vs. Mark Henry
January 19th, 2006




After she was allegedly sexually assaulted by Batista in late December, Melina brought Mark Henry back to SmackDown with a clear mission: protect her from the Animal by any means necessary. And Henry did just that, helping MNM defeat Batista & Rey Mysterio for the WWE Tag Team Championship in the process. If that wasn’t enough, Henry later injured the Animal during a match at a live event, forcing the Animal to surrender the World Heavyweight Championship to Theodore Long on Jan. 13.

Long announced a Battle Royal that night to crown a new champion, and Henry was an automatic odds-on favorite. However, Henry and the other SmackDown Superstars were shocked when the final entrant in the match was announced: RAW’s Kurt Angle. Angle was immediately the target of the other participants, and at one point, Henry press slammed Angle through the announce table at ringside.

As the match wound down, Henry and Mysterio were the final two entrants. After Henry eliminated Rey, he believed he had won the gold, until Angle peeled himself off the floor to stare down the World’s Strongest Man. Angle had not officially been eliminated, and as such re-entered the ring, where he eliminated Henry to win the World Heavyweight Championship.

The following week on RAW, Angle announced that a loophole in his contract allowed him to sign with SmackDown, but he would honor his final commitment and take on Shawn Michaels that night. Unfortunately, a mistake by Daivari cost Angle the match, and Angle fired Daivari on WWE.com Unlimited right after the match.

That Friday night on SmackDown, Mysterio & Henry met once again in a No. 1 Contender’s Match, with the winner to face Angle for the gold at the Rumble. Angle was also in action, as Theodore Long announced he would meet Daivari one-on-one. After Henry defeated Rey to become No. 1 Contender, he and Melina made their way to ringside to watch Angle vs. Daivari.

As the match came to conclusion, Angle had Daivari in the Ankle Lock when Melina interfered, drawing a disqualification. Angle put her in the Ankle Lock instead, and Henry attacked the champion from behind. After Henry nailed Angle with the steel steps, Daivari and Melina shook hands and the master plan was revealed. Daivari introduced the World’s Strongest Man as his newest client, and promised that he would take the championship from the Olympic Gold Medalist at the Royal Rumble.

Can Angle overcome the World’s Strongest Man, or will Daivari lead another protégé to the World Heavyweight Championship? The answer will be revealed on Jan. 29 at the Royal Rumble.

The Boogeyman vs. JBL
January 19th, 2006




In recent weeks, the bizarre Boogeyman has been seemingly infatuated with JBL & Jillian Hall, haunting them ever since a chance meeting prior to Survivor Series.

On the Dec. 30 edition of Friday Night SmackDown, the Boogeyman came out to spook JBL as he took on Matt Hardy. A terrified JBL & Jillian ran away, resulting in Hardy winning the match by countout. The following week, after JBL defeated Hardy, Boogeyman climbed out of the moon roof in JBL’s limo. JBL & Jillian tried to run again, but this time, the Boogeyman caught Jillian, stuffing a handful of worms down her skirt.

The Boogeyman was the scheduled guest on Piper’s Pit on Jan. 13, but an irate JBL crashed the party. As he and Jillian berated Piper, Boogeyman appeared again. JBL thrust Jillian into him in order to save himself, leaving his image consultant behind to become the victim of one of the most bizarre moments in WWE history. The Boogeyman grabbed Jillian and proceeded to sniff the growth on her face. After licking it twice, he then bit it off of her face. A visibly shaken Jillian ran away covering her face as the Boogeyman chewed his treat.

The final straw came the next week, as Boogeyman once again distracted JBL, causing him to be defeated by Bobby Lashley. JBL barged into Theodore Long’s office, demanding that the General Manager do something about the problem. In turn, Long gave JBL the opportunity to do it himself, making a one-on-one match between the two at the Royal Rumble.

While the Boogeyman may be relatively untested in the ring, he certainly seems to have the psychological advantage going into the match. Can he use that to his advantage, or will the self-proclaimed “Wrestling God” figure out a way to combat the bizarre newcomer? To find out, order the Royal Rumble on Jan. 29.
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Old 01-21-2006, 04:37 AM   #16
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3 (JBL, Boogey & Henry) more who won't win the rumble.


I think it's time Boogeyman gets an in-ring push (aka MATCHES).
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Old 01-21-2006, 09:31 AM   #17
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3 (JBL, Boogey & Henry) more who won't win the rumble.


I think it's time Boogeyman gets an in-ring push (aka MATCHES).
Maybe it's time that Boogeyman was taken away from television and not seen again for a considerable amount of time. (aka NEVER)
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Old 01-21-2006, 09:42 AM   #18
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Maybe it's time that Boogeyman was taken away from television and not seen again for a considerable amount of time. (aka NEVER)

Whether you like him or not, the guy has potential (not just talking about his gimmick here). His gimmick is meant to be frightening, shocking and disgusting.

Just the kind of 'attitude' Vincie is looking for.
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Whether you like him or not, the guy has potential (not just talking about his gimmick here). His gimmick is meant to be frightening, shocking and disgusting.

Just the kind of 'attitude' Vincie is looking for.
Yes, but can he WRESTLE a good match?! The answer appears to be no from what I've seen.
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Yes, but can he WRESTLE a good match?! The answer appears to be no from what I've seen.
It's simply too soon to judge on that, because he hasn't wrestled a real match yet!

And with a real match I mean against a different opponent like Simon Dean or whatever the names are of that new bunch of Smackdown roster fillings!


A decent, average long match (like at the Rumble) against an opponent with some name (like JBL). A match that involves more than eating and throwing around worms and one powerslam.


We should all give the guy a chance, before we break him down. That's so easy.



Same of the above goes for Lashley.



Wait, see and then judge.
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